This is it! The “Fifty Shades of Grey” Movie Has a Cast!

According to the latest chika, there is already a release date (parang preso lang) and they’ve identified the actor and actress who will play the role of Christian and Anastasia. 

Mga actors na napipisil:

1. Colin Farrel, buti na lang at inde si Will Ferrell
2. Ian Somerhalder – maginoong bastos
3. Matt Bomer – gustong mabastos ng mga maginoo – bekling siya so I love him
4. Alexander Skarsgard – not a fan so kebs
5. Robert Pattinson – i‘m not sure if he can pull it off (pun intended, chost!)

For the babaita naman:

1. Amanda Seyfried – if she can spell ORANGE na then pwede, carry naman nya ang brunette eh.
2. Nina Dobrev – pag nag team up sila ni Ian dito then extended version na siya ng Vampire Diairies, OA na, Vampire Diary-a.
3. Mila Kunis – mejo nadidistract ako sa voice nya, naalala ko si Meg of Family Guy, paopera ang vocal cords then magaudition.
4. Emily Browning – oh yes! the innocent pinabili lang ng suka sa kanto look is the one to beat (pun intended, nyahahaha!)
5. Alexis Bledel – remember Gilmore Girls? siya yung know it all na babaita dun, I like her too, inosente de ti ang peg.

Everything is going to be revealed sa ComicCon the weekend of July 18th, so ilang bangungot na lang alam na natin.

To the actress na napili, learn to Kiegel na teh!

By the way, my safe word is EWWW, in case you guys are wondering.

Sino kayang pedeng magplay locally?

Christian Grey:

1. Victor Basa – my forever crush, from lips to abs.
2. Diether Ocampo – mukhang mahilig manakit then magsosorry after, bagay.
3. Victor Aliwalas – oh yes! Why not!
4. Jake Cuenca – give ko na din sa kanya bilang blog ko to
5. Coco Martin – wag lang mashadong ma-S yung script ha.

That’s it pansit!